TFCon: In Which We Endeavor To Avoid Scurvy

Conventions are an interesting departure from reality. We are men, and as such we are poor at maintaining our focus on health and wellness. Booze, cigars, sleep deprivation- these are the things that define us, the things that our loved ones back home pray we avoid.

I'm sorry, but this is who we are, this is what we want to be and now we have gathered in large numbers. Don't worry, we got limes. The robots will be safe from scurvy.