"Chell" by NECA Video Toy Review

"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid'."

"Edith Keeler" by Playmates Video Toy Review

This is a pretty darn convincing toy.

"Admiral Kirk & Lt. Sulu" by Playmates Video Toy Review

Two icons try to work out their differences- through toys.

"Leo Davidson: Planet of the Apes" by NECA Video Statue Review

As @Ichab0d would say, FUCK NECA.

"Jek Porkins" by Hasbro: Video Toy Review

Heroic Rebel or suicidal renegade? Let us consider the man who was Jek Porkins.

"Batman 1989" by Mattel: Video Toy Review

This guy just can't seem to get the funk up!

"Achk Med-Beq" by Hasbro: Video Toy Review

What words can do this toy justice? My words, bitches.