"Chell" by NECA Video Toy Review

"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid'."

"Edith Keeler" by Playmates Video Toy Review

This is a pretty darn convincing toy.

"Admiral Kirk & Lt. Sulu" by Playmates Video Toy Review

Two icons try to work out their differences- through toys.

"Leo Davidson: Planet of the Apes" by NECA Video Statue Review

As @Ichab0d would say, FUCK NECA.

"Jek Porkins" by Hasbro: Video Toy Review

Heroic Rebel or suicidal renegade? Let us consider the man who was Jek Porkins.

"Batman 1989" by Mattel: Video Toy Review

This guy just can't seem to get the funk up!

"Achk Med-Beq" by Hasbro: Video Toy Review

What words can do this toy justice? My words, bitches.

"Commander Spock" by Playmates: Video Toy Review

This is my first video toy review. If you like Star Trek, you should watch it. If you don't like Star Trek, you should watch it too, but you'll probably feel less awesome after watching it. I don't speak Klingon in the video. That language is beneath me. I believe in the freedoms granted under the flag of the Federation. Where was I? Ah, yes, the video: